Geri's
Quotes
"I'm going to slap you in a minute..." Geri says to Mel B.
"Did you know....the largest fish in the world is the Manta Ray?"
"I hate these parties; people dress so over the top!"
"It's not like we want to be threatened by a man's masculinity, you know?" Geri says to a nervous guy.
"Girl Power! Equilization between the sexes! Hmm..." Geri says in disguise.
"So, Geri," a reporter says, "You do like boys, don't you?"
"I mean come on," says Geri, "is the Pope Catholic?"
"Boys! Boys! Calm down! Haven't you ever heard of the word "compromisation?" Geri says as she tries to break a a fight between Clifford and a director.
"If you're looking for a fight..." says Geri to Clifford, "You're gonna LOSE!"
"We're the Spice Girls, yes indeed, just Girl Power is all we need. We know how we got this far...strength and courage in a Wonderbra!" chanting the Spice Girls "regimental chant".
"I wonder if we've changed a lot since we've been famous."
"I just think we worry about different things; I mean, in the old days it was 'Where's our next meal coming from' and now it's 'Where's our next single going to?'"
"I love this song!!" says Emma
"That's 'cause *we* wrote it!!" explains Geri
"Ok, does anyone now how to deliver a baby?" asks Mel B.
"Don't look at me!" says Victoria
"Don't worry! I know all about home delivery" says Geri
"Yeah right..." says Mel B.
"I read it in a book. Ok, the first thing to do is...uh...close your legs!"
"Well, she should have done that nine months ago!" says Mel B.
"Stay up there! We're not ready for you yet!" Geri yells into Nicola's legs, supposedly talking to the baby.
"I spy, with my bionic eye, something beginning with...."H"." Says Geri while in the hospital waiting for Nicola to have her baby.
"Hospital" says Emma tiredly.
"Shut-up, Geri!" says Victoria, annoyed.
**Phone rings and Geri answers**
"Hi, Clifford"
"No, I don't know what time we're going to be there"
"No, the world can wait. This is more important. It is about friendship and commitment but you wouldn't know about that."
"Look, I'll speak to you later. Bye."
Victoria's
Quotes
"I'm really fed up with people thinking all I talk about is clothes all the time!"
"It's always the same! I never know what to wear!"
"It must be really hard for you. Tryin' to decide whether to wear the lil' Gucci dress, the lil' Gucci dress....or....the little Gucci dress!" says Mel C. to Victoria.
"I know!" says Emma, "How about the little Gucci dress?"
"That's a good one! Thanks, Em!" says Victoria
"Sunday drivers!! It's only Saturday!!" shouts Victoria while driving the Spice Bus.
"What's the matter? You blind??" shouts angry Victoria while still driving the Spice Bus
"The bridge is going up! The bridge is going up!" shouts Victoria to the other girls
"Oh my God! I don't believe it!" exclaims Mel B.
"Hold on to your knickers, girls!" says daring Victoria
"I have something really important to ask you." says Nicola to the girls.
"What? What is it?" they ask
"If you don't want to do it, that's ok" asys Nicola
"Go on, go on"
"I was going to ask one of you to be the Godmother to the baby but you all are my best mates and I want all of you to be Godmother."
"Oh, yeah! Yeah." says all the girls...except Victoria
"Hold on, hold on. Do...Godmothers get strecth marks?" asks Victoria, worried.
"Nah!" says Mel B reassuringly
"Ok...does anybody know how to deliver a baby?" asks Mel B.
"Don't look at ME!" says Victoria
"What if the baby comes out RIGHT NOW?" asks Mel B.
"Well, it's not going to go very far no is it? She still got her tights on!" says Victoria.
"That's it, push! PUSH!" they say to Nicola while in the hospital.
"if I push any harder I am going to turn myself inside out!" screams Nicola.
"What's going on here?" asks the Nurse
"She's pushing!!!" says Emma
"How dilated is she" asks the Nurse
"Not very; she's only had one Gin and Orange."
"Oh my God, it's coming out!" says Geri
"I think I am going to faint!" says Victoria
"No, you're not!" says Emma
"SLAP ME!"
"Jeez, you're fat!" says Victoria to an Alien.
"They had little squidgy faces" says Emma talking about the Aliens.
"Yeah...and really cheap green coats!" says Victoria